Dear LA,
Fuck you for making me feel self-conscious about saying “pop” instead of “tasty bubble water” or whatever you call it.
I will always say POP! take that LA!!!!
Question about "Community"?
I have a question about “Community” that maybe someone can answer…
Im really enjoying the interactions between all of the main charicters and Vaughn (Brita’s short run love interest). I love that they all give him shit about having tiny nipples. My question is:
Was Eric Christian Olsen (Vaughn) cast because he has really tiny nipples? or was that just a bonus feature to casting Eric as Vaughn? After hiring him for the role they found out his nipples were ridiculously tiny…then decided to write it into the script? I picture them going through a lot of auditions with really funny dudes but casting just kept saying things like “yeah… he is good but his nipples just arnt tiny enough.”
iPhones don’t make for good house building materials.
Damn. Look at all you iphone havin sum-bitches
Xbox 360s don’t look very cool from the inside either.
This picture is dedicated to my friend Michael. Michael is currently grieving the loss of his Xbox 360 who suffered a fatal red ring.
It’s alright though. I got Microsoft back by breaking this one. I kind of understand how certain serial killers feel; I got a lot of enjoyment from ripping the case off to see what its insides look like.
I love you Mike
I love you too! I think I love you even more now that I know you will kill for me if need be.
Inmates save guard’s life from attack by another prisoner.
I hope these guys got credit for their extra good behavior.
How to open a bottle of wine with no corkscrew.
To think I wasted money on a corkscrew.
ARE YOU READY FOR A REVOLUTION!?!
I don't get how a women's mind works
I had a simple question for Natalie earlier today that took 10 mins to get the answer and this is how it played out…
Note: I am heading to an HD expo with Glenn today.
Me: Do you want to go to Easy Life furniture store today on your lunch break?
Nat: Will you be gone (to the expo) then?
Me: (thinking — “if I were to be gone, do you think that I would be asking to meet you at a furniture store? Do you think I am trying to set you up to go there and say, Oh shit! I got you good! I’m not even there and out at the expo with Glenn)
What I said: No I won’t be out. Glenn won’t get done working until at least 1pm which means 3pm with production running late and Glenn being late a lot. So we just might not go
Nat: What time is it over? (the expo)
Me: (thinking — What does it matter? that has nothing to do with the question but I will answer anyway)
What I said: 7pm
Nat: Oh so your not going to go at all then?
Me: (After a long explination again of what I just told her)… I will be able to meet you for lunch seeing as we won’t be going to the expo that early…so do you want to meet me there on your lunch time or do you already have other plans?
Nat: you can meet me there. I have no other plans.
Me: ——- I feel like I am taking CRAZY PILLS!!!!! ————
I think you read into things too much because I understood what you meant; I was thinking “why is he telling me all this again?”…plus I was at work on the phone at that time, even though I didn’t relate it to you, sorry I’m not superwomen, next time just call me and we’ll chat it out, IM sucks ass when understanding people tone and I hate reading our conversations back on Tumblr. Love you!
Women are crazy.
Id take it. That’s the only police drama I could really get into….except NCIS LA thats a good one too.
The building next to my office caught on fire tonight!
