to anyone that tried talking to me on aim this weekend...
I’m sorry If it seemed like I was ignoring you. I wasnt being a jerk I swear. I just accidently left it logged in at work all weekend.
Does anyone else ever get the theme song from the PBS show “stargazers” stuck in their head randomly? No? just Me?
Christopher Walken does “Poker Face”
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DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!
I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!
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GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.
It's not me you mad at...it's yourself because you knocked up a dumb bitch and have to deal with her shit for the rest of your life.
About three months ago the dumb bitch (as Natalie likes to say) that parks next to me hit my car twice, while my car was parked, and didn’t say anything to me about it. When I noticed it I took lots of pictures, filed a police report, and put notes on their doors saying that they are going to need to pay. Eventually her husband told me to get a quote to fix the car and he would pay cash for it because he didn’t want to turn it into insurance.
3 months later:
I put another note on his door saying that if I don’t hear from him within the next few days I was going to file the police report and turn the claim into insurance.
Tonight, he tried cutting a deal with me. Here were his two options:
1. He pays me $600 cash. (the estimate I got to fix my car was for $734 + $130 rental car fee for the days my car was being fixed). I don’t get where he came up with his $600 figure.
2. He gives me $200 and takes my car to a cousin of his that has a body shop who “does good work” and gets me a rental car for the days my car is there.
Somehow this doesn’t add up. I may not be good at math but those numbers are way off. Mike, we should have really kicked his windshield in.
Who the fuck is this guy? He isnt the one that should be giving options…You tell him here are his two options:
1) Pay me the $734 + $130
or
2) I call the cops back and file the TWO hit and run reports…and take you to court and get the $734 + $130 anyway.
the unmentioned third option if he keeps dickin you around is:
3) Mike kicks in his windshield and then he takes his own car to his cousins shop to get fixed for $200
another pregnant girl...
It seems like a lot of people I went to high school with or that are my age (or younger) have been getting pregnant lately. Call me crazy…but that just seems way to young. I mean I am a fairly responsible dude. and I love kids. but i just dont think i could handle that right now. Maybe something is wrong with me and they all have it right…
P.S. I dont want people to think I am judging them. Because I am not. Im just baffled that they feel like they can take that on at this point in their lives.
Happy Birthday Mike Sova
my costume is set.
i remember watching this with my family. rewinding and playing rewinding and playing…pretty sure its not a ghost. but the idea of it is still kinda spooky.
“Caps! Caps for sale! Fifty cents a cap!”(via ultra-violent)
This is what I’m titling my next hip-hop beat.
This was one of my favorite books ever.THOSE DAMN MONKEYS!
Reblogged because I loved this book as a kid…and because of the Reading Rainbow tag. I can still sing the entire Reading Rainbow theme song.
I loved this book. For some reason I specifically remember a lot of the patterns used in the illustrations…for instance: his pants.
Important Announcement
Attention all cute girls. Don’t smoke. If you do, stop immediately. If you don’t, continue not smoking.
Research has proven that if you are a cute girl, smoking will greatly reduce my interest in thinking about sleeping with you.
