The Great Radsby

Dear LA,

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:28:31 -0800

Fuck you for making me feel self-conscious about saying “pop” instead of “tasty bubble water” or whatever you call it.

I will always say POP! take that LA!!!!

Question about "Community"?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:45:14 -0800

I have a question about “Community” that maybe someone can answer…

Im really enjoying the interactions between all of the main charicters and Vaughn (Brita’s short run love interest). I love that they all give him shit about having tiny nipples. My question is:

Was Eric Christian Olsen (Vaughn) cast because he has really tiny nipples? or was that just a bonus feature to casting Eric as Vaughn? After hiring him for the role they found out his nipples were ridiculously tiny…then decided to write it into the script? I picture them going through a lot of auditions with really funny dudes but casting just kept saying things like “yeah… he is good but his nipples just arnt tiny enough.”

nowwhat: iPhones don’t make for good house building...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:27:50 -0800

nowwhat:

iPhones don’t make for good house building materials.

Damn. Look at all you iphone havin sum-bitches

holdenk: Xbox 360s don’t look very cool from the inside...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:26:15 -0800

holdenk:

Xbox 360s don’t look very cool from the inside either.

This picture is dedicated to my friend Michael. Michael is currently grieving the loss of his Xbox 360 who suffered a fatal red ring.

It’s alright though. I got Microsoft back by breaking this one. I kind of understand how certain serial killers feel; I got a lot of enjoyment from ripping the case off to see what its insides look like.

I love you Mike

I love you too! I think I love you even more now that I know you will kill for me if need be.

Inmates save guard’s life from attack by another...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:06:07 -0800

Inmates save guard’s life from attack by another prisoner.

I hope these guys got credit for their extra good behavior.

How to open a bottle of wine with no corkscrew. To think I...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:00:45 -0800

How to open a bottle of wine with no corkscrew.

To think I wasted money on a corkscrew.

nowwhat: ARE YOU READY FOR A REVOLUTION!?!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:26:44 -0800

nowwhat:

ARE YOU READY FOR A REVOLUTION!?!

I don't get how a women's mind works

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:03:13 -0800

fancypantz:

hizzobizzo:

I had a simple question for Natalie earlier today that took 10 mins to get the answer and this is how it played out…

Note: I am heading to an HD expo with Glenn today.

Me: Do you want to go to Easy Life furniture store today on your lunch break?

Nat: Will you be gone (to the expo) then?

Me: (thinking — “if I were to be gone, do you think that I would be asking to meet you at a furniture store? Do you think I am trying to set you up to go there and say, Oh shit! I got you good! I’m not even there and out at the expo with Glenn)

What I said: No I won’t be out. Glenn won’t get done working until at least 1pm which means 3pm with production running late and Glenn being late a lot. So we just might not go

Nat: What time is it over? (the expo)

Me: (thinking — What does it matter? that has nothing to do with the question but I will answer anyway)

What I said: 7pm

Nat: Oh so your not going to go at all then?

Me: (After a long explination again of what I just told her)… I will be able to meet you for lunch seeing as we won’t be going to the expo that early…so do you want to meet me there on your lunch time or do you already have other plans?

Nat: you can meet me there. I have no other plans.

Me: ——- I feel like I am taking CRAZY PILLS!!!!! ————

I think you read into things too much because I understood what you meant; I was thinking “why is he telling me all this again?”…plus I was at work on the phone at that time, even though I didn’t relate it to you, sorry I’m not superwomen, next time just call me and we’ll chat it out, IM sucks ass when understanding people tone and I hate reading our conversations back on Tumblr. Love you!

Women are crazy.

Harvard to offer class on 'The Wire'

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:57:16 -0800

Harvard to offer class on 'The Wire':

Id take it. That’s the only police drama I could really get into….except NCIS LA thats a good one too.

The building next to my office caught on fire tonight!

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:50:00 -0800

The building next to my office caught on fire tonight!

to anyone that tried talking to me on aim this weekend...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:12:25 -0800

I’m sorry If it seemed like I was ignoring you. I wasnt being a jerk I swear. I just accidently left it logged in at work all weekend.

Does anyone else ever get the theme song from the PBS show...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:20:58 -0800

Does anyone else ever get the theme song from the PBS show “stargazers” stuck in their head randomly? No? just Me?

Christopher Walken does “Poker Face”

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:49:48 -0800

Christopher Walken does “Poker Face”

chrispost: DO IT!!! servemyworldblog: DONATE MONEY AND I’LL...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:26:50 -0800

chrispost:

DO IT!!!

servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!

I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!

* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2

GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.

It's not me you mad at...it's yourself because you knocked up a dumb bitch and have to deal with her shit for the rest of your life.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:01:00 -0700

hizzobizzo:

About three months ago the dumb bitch (as Natalie likes to say) that parks next to me hit my car twice, while my car was parked, and didn’t say anything to me about it. When I noticed it I took lots of pictures, filed a police report, and put notes on their doors saying that they are going to need to pay. Eventually her husband told me to get a quote to fix the car and he would pay cash for it because he didn’t want to turn it into insurance.

3 months later:

I put another note on his door saying that if I don’t hear from him within the next few days I was going to file the police report and turn the claim into insurance.

Tonight, he tried cutting a deal with me. Here were his two options:

1. He pays me $600 cash. (the estimate I got to fix my car was for $734 + $130 rental car fee for the days my car was being fixed). I don’t get where he came up with his $600 figure.

2. He gives me $200 and takes my car to a cousin of his that has a body shop who “does good work” and gets me a rental car for the days my car is there.

Somehow this doesn’t add up. I may not be good at math but those numbers are way off. Mike, we should have really kicked his windshield in.

Who the fuck is this guy? He isnt the one that should be giving options…You tell him here are his two options:

1) Pay me the $734 + $130

2) I call the cops back and file the TWO hit and run reports…and take you to court and get the $734 + $130 anyway.

the unmentioned third option if he keeps dickin you around is:

3) Mike kicks in his windshield and then he takes his own car to his cousins shop to get fixed for $200

another pregnant girl...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:16:00 -0700

It seems like a lot of people I went to high school with or that are my age (or younger) have been getting pregnant lately. Call me crazy…but that just seems way to young. I mean I am a fairly responsible dude. and I love kids. but i just dont think i could handle that right now. Maybe something is wrong with me and they all have it right…

P.S. I dont want people to think I am judging them. Because I am not. Im just baffled that they feel like they can take that on at this point in their lives.

Happy Birthday Mike Sova

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:08:18 -0700

Happy Birthday Mike Sova

ianbroyles: my costume is set. i remember watching this with...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:58:58 -0700

ianbroyles:

my costume is set.

i remember watching this with my family. rewinding and playing rewinding and playing…pretty sure its not a ghost. but the idea of it is still kinda spooky.

think4yourself: thebrowncoat: scottrothman: whatwhatwhat: dou...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:29:40 -0700

think4yourself:

thebrowncoat:

scottrothman:

whatwhatwhat:

douglasmartini:

(via ultra-violent)

This is what I’m titling my next hip-hop beat.

“Caps! Caps for sale! Fifty cents a cap!”

This was one of my favorite books ever.

THOSE DAMN MONKEYS!

Reblogged because I loved this book as a kid…and because of the Reading Rainbow tag. I can still sing the entire Reading Rainbow theme song.

I loved this book. For some reason I specifically remember a lot of the patterns used in the illustrations…for instance: his pants.

Important Announcement

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:16:10 -0700

holdenk:

Attention all cute girls. Don’t smoke. If you do, stop immediately. If you don’t, continue not smoking.

Research has proven that if you are a cute girl, smoking will greatly reduce my interest in thinking about sleeping with you.